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'll talk to him very briefly because he's got to be up in like two hours. big news from vatican city tonight. >> pope benedict xvi announcing he is stepping down as leader of the catholic church. >> jon: popes can do that? i assumed the papacy was like a lifetime commitment like being in the mob or being a correspondent on "60 minutes." in any case we'll bring you full team coverage of the pope's resignation in "holy quit." how is it going with that popey changey thing? now, the pope has issued a statement citing the growing toll of his advanced age leaving him ill suited for his ministry. but popes usually don't retire until they are called back to the home office. this hasn't happened in 600 years. the obvious question would be... >> what does a retired pope do? 's a retired pope to do? do retired popes do? jon: i'm not a religious scholar but if i know anything about retired people probably the same as what they all do. ♪ what do you mean what does he do? he's an 85-year-old. what does he do? he sits on his porch in a track suit and wrap-around sunglasses and he yells at the nei
now that's a tough joke, new york city -- makes that thing about drowning a baby look like "knock knock," right? and audiences everywhere, whether they're being televised or not, always have a problem with that joke, and they're always like, "hold on a second, anthony. clearly, you're brilliant." [ laughter ] "but we've got concerns about you as a human being." [ laughter, cheers and applause ] yeah. "are you really like this offstage? do you really do these things you joke about?" and right here, guys, i always draw a line, and i say, "no, of course not." 99% of these, i just make up... 'cause i'm clever." [ laughter ] but that last one, oh, i did that twice... [ laughter ] ...to the same guy. [ laughter and applause ] you guys have been great. this next joke is gonna be my last joke, and i don't think i'm giving anything away here when i tell you it's amazing. [ laughter ] good news, everybody. my little brother was just awarded his black belt in tae kwon do. [ laughter, cheers and applause ] yeah. thank you. he'll be happy to hear that. and the entire family was really proud of
Search Results 0 to 5 of about 6 (some duplicates have been removed)